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Be a Bad Date
Imagine being such a terrible person that you’re good at dating. Imagine having such boring views that you can tell them to any number of dozens of people and have them be accepted without a postscript explanation. Imagine having such a mundane backstory that you can describe it to your dinner date, in public, without vulgarity, and not have to really… really… really emphasize that you’re not damaged and not insane and not a guacamole loving red flag! Imagine thinking that dating leads to marriage when they’re actually exact opposites. Successful relationships come from commitment. They come from teamwork. They come from two people wanting the same things and working…
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You Can Find Better
If you’re wondering if you can find better, you can. You can find someone prettier than who you’re with. You can find someone younger. You can find someone thinner. You can find someone with deeper blue eyes, a higher sex drive, and a better personality. If that’s not your thing, you can find someone who likes comic books, who loves alcoholics, or who doesn’t mind paying the bills while you play video games. That person is out there. And someone better than her is out there. And someone better than her is out there. Keep looking. You’ll keep finding better and better during each search. But what is it that…
