Imagine being such a terrible person that you’re good at dating. Imagine having such boring views that you can tell them to any number of dozens of people and have them be accepted without a postscript explanation. Imagine having such a mundane backstory that you can describe it to your dinner date, in public, without vulgarity, and not have to really… really… really emphasize that you’re not damaged and not insane and not a guacamole loving red flag! Imagine thinking that dating leads to marriage when they’re actually exact opposites. Successful relationships come from commitment. They come from teamwork. They come from two people wanting the same things and working…